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Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/07/2018 at 23:36 • Filed to: Out here in the deep blue seeeeeea

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This isn’t a car.

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This is also not a car

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Where the hell am I?

I guess we’ll never —

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Oh here’s my rental car. It’s got weird plates on it though 


DISCUSSION (38)


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/07/2018 at 23:40

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Oh neat, they turned the place from Test Drive Unlimited into a real place.

Is that how this works?


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/07/2018 at 23:41

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05/07/2018 at 23:44

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Watch out for the lava


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/07/2018 at 23:44

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Oh man, that feeling when you get off the plane and that warm, soft Hawaiian air hits you... sigh.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/07/2018 at 23:53

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No toyota or doggo.

Zoidberg has been hacked


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/07/2018 at 23:55

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don’t get too close to the lava


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/07/2018 at 23:58

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Don’t you think this house hunting quest is getting a little out of hand?


Kinja'd!!! MrDakka > lone_liberal
05/07/2018 at 23:58

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Eat some good loco moco, spam musubi, saimin and some Kalua pork. Double points if you eat them all in one sitting


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/08/2018 at 00:02

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I’m jealous. Which island?


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/08/2018 at 00:02

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Enjoy. I’ll be back in August, although my campsites are now in the ocean. RIP, campsites.

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Kinja'd!!! gettingoldercarguy > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/08/2018 at 00:09

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Which islands are you hitting?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > gettingoldercarguy
05/08/2018 at 00:19

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Kauai


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/08/2018 at 00:19

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“spewing lava and poisonous gas into a neighborhood, so far 35 homes have been evacuated”

Hope you’re not going to whatever Hawaiian island is on the news tonight


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo >  
05/08/2018 at 00:19

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Luckily not that island


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > WilliamsSW
05/08/2018 at 00:19

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Kauai


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/08/2018 at 00:44

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Count all the tacomas you see and report back to me or else ur dead to me


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
05/08/2018 at 00:45

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Ive seen like 50 already. Definitely the vehicle of the island thus far


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/08/2018 at 01:16

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I actually wonder why they’re so popular there.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/08/2018 at 01:41

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It’s too bad the island I want to go to is erupting. Maybe it’s a good time to go, though.

Why are you going so late in the year? Doesn’t everyone in western WA go somewhere sunny (ex: Hawaii, Mexico, Caribbean, Arizona, Las Vegas, New England, etc) sometime in middle of the winter? Around Jan-Feb it always seems like half of the people I know are going on a vacation to somewhere they’ll see the sun...


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > AestheticsInMotion
05/08/2018 at 01:42

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I want to go to that island, but I’m also crazy.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/08/2018 at 07:32

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Excellent choice. I love Kauai. So quiet and beautiful.


Kinja'd!!! Dasupersprint - base trim is enough > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/08/2018 at 08:43

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Have fun! Welcome to the most beautiful island.

I just had to say something because these islands are my favorite thing in the world, I even have them tattooed on my arm.

Pictured: ‘’my’’ Altima doing almost 3 wheel motion at the end of Poipu Road, 2016

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Kinja'd!!! Dasupersprint - base trim is enough > lone_liberal
05/08/2018 at 08:44

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Gotta love an airport without windows or even walls


Kinja'd!!! Dasupersprint - base trim is enough > DipodomysDeserti
05/08/2018 at 08:45

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Polihale can’t be affected by the floods?


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Chariotoflove
05/08/2018 at 08:57

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But the commute is better!


Kinja'd!!! Grindintosecond > jkm7680
05/08/2018 at 09:13

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Getting parts for a large mix of vehicles isn’t exactly as easy as on the mainland, so I would imagine less sales diversity makes for more similar purchases, especially when one truck outclasses the rest in durability and reliability. The islands are FULL of 22r engined tacos.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Dasupersprint - base trim is enough
05/08/2018 at 09:15

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The road out there got washed out. If it’s still washed out in August I might tey to hike in.


Kinja'd!!! Grindintosecond > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/08/2018 at 09:21

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Loved Kauai. Was my honeymoon place.

If you can find it on the south side, Salt Pond beach was quiet, not filled with vacationers, and was one of the few places on the earth where I felt I could recharge.

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(It’s got a it of shade there, was really nice)

We rented a 1br plantation cottage in Waimea where they have the farthest west brewpub (any farther becomes the far east so I guess that’s right somehow)

Good breakfast at Grinds cafe. We rented the jeep and saw tonnes of rental mustang verts.

Some local punks like to honk their horns while driving past anyone who pulls over to take pictures, usually while you’re taking the picture and don’t see them coming.

Take off your watch and turn off the phone. Enjoy island time....and the chickens.


Kinja'd!!! e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/08/2018 at 09:29

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Just remember, don’t eat the glowing rocks. Or the Melty rocks.


Kinja'd!!! Dasupersprint - base trim is enough > DipodomysDeserti
05/08/2018 at 09:30

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but, but...rental cars can go much further than any cars, right?

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Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
05/08/2018 at 10:15

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If slightly longer ;)


Kinja'd!!! Ready for an adventure! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/08/2018 at 11:20

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‘tis a long way to go to see a Mustang burn in lava dude...


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
05/08/2018 at 12:24

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I like a break right before the shit-show that is summer at work.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/08/2018 at 12:25

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I am saddened that my joke wasn’t acknowledged by anyone.

Have fun over there (in your boring rental car)!


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
05/08/2018 at 12:39

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You mean the New England part? I just assumed it was a brief error in judgment


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/08/2018 at 12:59

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Still likely sunnier.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Dasupersprint - base trim is enough
05/08/2018 at 15:52

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I took a Boostang out there last time.


Kinja'd!!! MM54 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/08/2018 at 17:50

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Watch out for the lava